Proposed Camp Slogans

Here are some proposals for our camp slogans. Help me out people.

BurnGreen Xpress
We want to take it… both ways

BurnGreen Xpress
Delivering your stuff…before the drugs kick in

BurnGreen Xpress
Trust your valuables to the Double-Teamsters

BurnGreen Xpress
Call us the tantric delivery service: It takes 20 hours and we never spill our load

BurnGreen Xpress
Sure we’ve totaled two trucks returning from the playa, but never the one with YOUR stuff in it

BurnGreen Xpress
No, we will NOT transport your smashed up cinder blocks!

BurnGreen Xpress
When you're done looking at my tits, don't forget to return the handtruck.

BurnGreen Xpress
You can spot us coming by the rooster tail of sparks.

BurnGreen Xpress
Better living through chemistry.